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While You Were Out Being Straight Edge​.​.​.

by The Microwave Orphans

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1.
Ouroboros 02:54
Have you ever lost a part of yourself a part that you thought would never die but then you made a single choice that's going to live on the rest of your life Ouroboros it's an infinite circle a chain of events that never ends everything you do is gonna come right back to you a chain of events that never ends I did it to you, you did it to me it really is different this time you and him still get along great while i am tossed aside Ouroboros it's an infinite circle a chain of events that never ends everything you do is gonna come right back to you a chain of events that never ends You're gonna find someone who loves you and i will be lost again and we can't be the same as we were before we made the switch from friends to "friends" Ouroboros it's an infinite circle a chain of events that never ends everything you do is gonna come right back to you a chain of events that never ends
2.
Why is that guy wearing my pants? those are the pants that i'm in love with i broke them in, they fit me just right i've never had a pair like that before i don't think i ever will again. I love my pants (take off my pants) i miss my pants (take off my pants) you can't have them (take off my pants) cause thouse are mine (take off my pants) before i kick your ass Ok i can see, they don't want me anymore they're happier now with him, then they ever were with me guess i'll have to except the fact, i'll never wear pants again until my pants come running back, if i promise to never wear shorts again, would you ever take me back? could you ever take me back? I love my pants (take off my pants) i miss my pants (take off my pants) you can't have them (take off my pants) cause thouse are mine (take off my pants) before i kick your ass It makes me ill to see you give warmth and comfort at his will you can't imagine how it makes me feel to see you on him it makes me ill cause you used to be my pants my pants Those pants are yours (can keep my pants) you can have them (can keep my pants) they are yours (something something pants) just please don't kick my ass
3.
Someone like you only comes along every once in a while but people like you always seem to be walkin out of my life Just this once i'd like someone to stay just this once i'd like someone to say "hey i wanna be your girl, will you be my guy" but all the girls in the world must hate me or they're all just shy There was a time when you were really into me or atleast you lead me to believe i was close enough to the boy of your dreams just this once i'd like to find someone who won't lead me on make me think that i'm the one using me to build them up so they can tear me down just this once i'd like you to maybe stay for a while just this once in my goddamn life i'd like to be the one who makes you smile just this once i'd like things to go my way just this once i'd like to try to get you to stay just this once i'd like to be ok just this once id rather not rue the day just this once i'd like to win in the end just this once i'd rather not just be your friend While you were out being straight edge i fucked your girlfriend while you were at a snapcase show i snapped her case instead while you were out not eating meat and saving the cows i had some meat of my own and Steve Buscemi came out While you were out being straight edge i fucked your girlfriend it's something you should try sometime cause man that girl can bend sure you shouldn't rush into having sex but you've been together 5 years what did you expect? She needed some kind of sexual release maybe if you had some too you wouldn't be so mean you are the poster boy for sexual frustration maybe that's why you went through all that genital mutilation you don't need to take drugs and you don't need to crusade you don't need to eat meat but we all need to get laid why don't you do nothing and leave it at that instead of bragging that you're so cool and getting stupid tats! While you were out being straight edge i fucked your girlfriend while you were at a snapcase show i snapped her case instead while you were out not eating meat and saving the cows i had some meat of my own and Steve Buscemi came out
4.
I just cleaned my room today and filled a box with you memories have all been locked away pictures, notes and tapes maybe i'll burn them someday so i'm not tempted to look back anymore it's so hard to think that you don't care about me if i needed you you wouldn't be there for me i thought a lot about how people change sure we both changed a lot but we both stayed the same i don't have to apologize for loving someone else you may not care about me but i'll never stop caring for you fuck it maybe i will i thought i could make you love me i though i could make me love you i guess i was wrong I just cleaned my room today and filled a box with you memories have all been locked away pictures, notes and tapes maybe i'll burn them someday so i'm not tempted to look back anymore it's so hard to think that you don't care about me if i needed you you wouldn't be there for me i thought a lot about how people change sure we both changed a lot but we both stayed the same i don't have to apologize for loving someone else you may not care about me but i'll never stop caring for you fuck it maybe i will
5.
Lucky cigarette you ain't so lucky anymore she never meant to hurt you she just wanted some more she never meant to hurt you she just wanted some more Last one in the pack picked to be put aside save it for a rainy day but the rain has since then dried last one in the pack picked to be put aside save it for a rainy day but the rain has since then dried so she bought another pack so she bought another pack so she bought another pack Lucky cigarette don't look so lucky anymore the more time you spend in the pack the less desirable to her old and stale and bitter is what you have become switched to another brand to another lucky butt picked to be her favorite left to be her least time to start it all again with a name that isn't yours Last one in the pack picked to be put aside save it for a rainy day but the rain has since then dried last one in the pack picked to be put aside save it for a rainy day but the rain has since then dried so she bought another pack so she bought another pack so she bought another pack She's got a new lucky cigarette and this one ain't got your name on it she's got she's got she's got she's got a new lucky cigarette now you're just like the others and now you're just like the others just like a normal cigarette

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While You Were Out Being Straight Edge... is a CD EP by The Microwave Orphans. It was recorded in Jeff Tiu 's Basement in Smithtown by Jeff Tiu and was released on Eiffel Trousers Records. It was given the release number ET030. The artwork was done by Angelo Blanda. This was the first Orphans release (Besides DEMON ) to feature 100% new material, it was also their last studio recording released.

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released July 11, 2001

All songs written by The Microwave Orphans

Line up on this recording : Matt Roren - Vocals, Ian Smith - Guitar, Jason Deford - Drums, Matt Dallow - Keyboards, Dave Harrison - Guitar/Bass, Andrew Jones - Guitar/Bass

Art Design: Facebook.com/angeloblanda

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The Microwave Orphans were a Kings Park based punk band who formed in 1995 and broke up in 2002 and have played 4 reunion shows in 2003, 2004, 2009 and 2018.

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