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Just This Once​/​While You Were Out Being Straight Edge I Fucked Your Girlfriend

from While You Were Out Being Straight Edge​.​.​. by The Microwave Orphans

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Just This Once is a song by The Microwave Orphans that appeared on the CD While You Were Out Being sXe...., and the compilation Young Til I Die. It was rerecorded by The Repercussions for their EP Don't Fear. This was the first song Dave Harrison wrote for the band.

While You Were Out Being Straight Edge I Fucked Your Girlfriend is a song by The Microwave Orphans that appeared on the CD While You Were Out Being sXe....

lyrics

Someone like you only comes along

every once in a while

but people like you always seem to be

walkin out of my life


Just this once

i'd like someone to stay

just this once

i'd like someone to say

"hey i wanna be your girl, will you be my guy"

but all the girls in the world must hate me

or they're all just shy


There was a time when you were really

into me

or atleast you lead me to believe

i was close enough to the boy of your dreams


just this once

i'd like to find someone

who won't lead me on

make me think that i'm the one

using me to build them up

so they can tear me down


just this once i'd like you

to maybe stay for a while

just this once in my goddamn life

i'd like to be the one who makes you smile

just this once i'd like things to go my way

just this once i'd like to try to get you to stay


just this once i'd like to be ok

just this once id rather not rue the day

just this once i'd like to win in the end

just this once i'd rather not just be your friend


While you were out being straight edge

i fucked your girlfriend

while you were at a snapcase show

i snapped her case instead

while you were out not eating meat

and saving the cows

i had some meat of my own

and Steve Buscemi came out


While you were out being straight edge

i fucked your girlfriend

it's something you should try sometime

cause man that girl can bend

sure you shouldn't rush into having sex

but you've been together 5 years

what did you expect?

She needed some kind of sexual release

maybe if you had some too

you wouldn't be so mean

you are the poster boy for sexual frustration

maybe that's why you went through

all that genital mutilation


you don't need to take drugs

and you don't need to crusade

you don't need to eat meat

but we all need to get laid

why don't you do nothing

and leave it at that

instead of bragging that you're so cool

and getting stupid tats!


While you were out being straight edge

i fucked your girlfriend

while you were at a snapcase show

i snapped her case instead

while you were out not eating meat

and saving the cows

i had some meat of my own

and Steve Buscemi came out

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from While You Were Out Being Straight Edge​.​.​., released July 11, 2001

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The Microwave Orphans were a Kings Park based punk band who formed in 1995 and broke up in 2002 and have played 4 reunion shows in 2003, 2004, 2009 and 2018.

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