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Why Is That Guy Wearing My Pants? is a song by The Microwave Orphans that appeared on the CD While You Were Out Being sXe....

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Why is that guy wearing my pants?

those are the pants that i'm in love with

i broke them in, they fit me just right

i've never had a pair like that before

i don't think i ever will again.


I love my pants (take off my pants)

i miss my pants (take off my pants)

you can't have them (take off my pants)

cause thouse are mine (take off my pants)

before i kick your ass


Ok i can see, they don't want me anymore

they're happier now with him, then they ever were with me

guess i'll have to except the fact, i'll never wear pants again

until my pants come running back,

if i promise to never wear shorts again, would you ever take me back?


could you ever take me back?



I love my pants (take off my pants)

i miss my pants (take off my pants)

you can't have them (take off my pants)

cause thouse are mine (take off my pants)

before i kick your ass


It makes me ill to see you give

warmth and comfort at his will

you can't imagine how it makes me feel

to see you on him

it makes me ill cause you used to be my pants

my pants



Those pants are yours (can keep my pants)

you can have them (can keep my pants)

they are yours (something something pants)

just please don't kick my ass

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from While You Were Out Being Straight Edge​.​.​., released July 11, 2001

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The Microwave Orphans Kings Park, New York

The Microwave Orphans were a Kings Park based punk band who formed in 1995 and broke up in 2002 and have played 4 reunion shows in 2003, 2004, 2009 and 2018.

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